![]() ![]() Square-root of a dragon’s 'real’ AC, or – in some cases – actually flat-lined zero. Win initiative, I spend a point of Grit, then I reach out and touch AC … which is, in most cases, going to be approximately the What? You want more … detail? Okay, whatever, fine: I “A dragon, eh? Well, I win initiative, I spend a point of Grit. Oh, and if you happen to attempt to do anything to try to stop any of this, it provokes five attacks of opportunity. Then, since I’m already here, I might as well chain-combo trip you, disarm you, grapple you, stun you and then headbutt you to death. Of a tree … and through the mountain on the other side. Then I reflexively jump-kick-super-dragon-punch you out 'hiding’ as long as it’s in the same general area-code, at a speed very similar to that of a charging stallion. Conversely, I happen to instantly spot all potential snipers & potential would-be snipers alike with my absurdly-high in-class Perception and Sense Motive – both based on my Wisdom, which is several orders of magnitude through-the-temple-roof and ninja-kicking into the shadowed moon – then I sprint toward you, no matter where you’re ![]() That’s if you can even target me, of course: my in-class Stealth combo-moved with a whopping ZERO armor-check penalty & a statistically very-impressive Dex score should recall-to-mind a bit of ancient insight: Sensei says, ya’ll mofos can’t hit what ya’ll mofos can’t see. Out of the air with Deflect Arrows and thereby ignore it, just so you know. Oh, and once per round I also casually slap one ‘successful shot’ Pathfinder that I like to use, which I’ve shared several times before – usually at a Convention, after-game and/or over a drink – but that I have apparently never formally written-up & posted here before.Įffectively IS my AC, so … sorry ‘bout ya. There’s this sorta rock-paper-scissors analogy about guns, dragons and monks in
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